10 Things I Want to Say to 10 People.

Momma: I can never thank you enough for bringing me into this world and providing me with what I have. I understand at times you feel like we don’t have enough, and I realize how hard things have been in the past, but it’s been a blessing in disguise. I promise, I’m going to make you proud one day. I promise.

Scott: I’m so fucking impressed. You’re amazing. You make my mom so happy, and give her the love she deserves. For that, I’m thankful you have come into our lives. From coaching my brothers football team, to buying my basketball attire and helping me with dreadful English homework, you have taken on the role as the father figure we’ve never had. Thank you, for supporting us like you would your own children.

Buddy: You are such a good dog. You deserve all your walks and duck treats, and going for drives and hanging out with our asshole cat. I’m not sure why you hate Truck though; you are half pug and Truck is fucking adorable.

Jon: The impact you’ve had on me is indescribable. I’m constantly reminded of how good of a person you are, through daily actions and spoken words. And I’m so proud of you, babe. You work hard to please your parents, and I recognize that. So don’t worry about me picking up the bill and taking you out every now and then. I love you so much, and always know I will do anything for you.

Kenny: I really miss you. I know, I know, I saw you Friday night. But seriously, it’s Monday. Days are turning into weeks. In this chaotic semester there isn’t a day that goes by where I want to just grab a coffee and do my math homework with my best friend. I’m really looking forward to some one-on-one time for an H2H (not that I need one).

Dad: Really, not much to say, other than I’m yet again disappointed. You turned 50 two days ago; aren’t you tired of being a complete scumbag? Get off the drugs and maybe I’ll reconsider my most recent ban.

Seth: I know you aren’t with us anymore, but damn, you were the epitome of a true gentleman since we were little kids. Like level Pandah (sorry Kenny). Thank you for taking those bi-weekly two hour walks with me chowder after starving myself, for staying with me all those nights I thought I wanted to be alone, for letting me get emotional in front of you. Thank you for showing me who I could be. I love you like a brother, and always will.

Xochitl: Gah, you’re great. So happy to be your lab partner, and glad to be hanging with you and the rest of our crew. Studying last night was fucking fantastic. Hope you figure shit out with that new boy toy. =P

The guy that shall not be named: We have spoken or seen each other in a while, over a year or maybe more, thank the fuck God. And I have no idea why you decided to call me at 3 am. Anyway, I think I hate you more than just about anyone that has ever walked the earth. If I ever see you again, you better hope I don’t fucking kill you for what you’ve done. Fuck you.
F U C K Y O U.

Guy at Footlocker: Okay, I know I can’t fit into the girl sized basketball shoes. I’ve been over that for years now.