8 Ways to Win My Heart (Don’t Try This at Home).

Be playful. Like two puppies wrestling. Having a fun, upbeat attitude is really important. And having a sense of humor is kind of great, too. Being teased, tickled, chased, or tackled, all great. I want a best friend that I could do awesome things with, then go home and sleep with. Not a brick wall that I go home and sleep with. Way to awkward in too many ways.

Don’t play games. I don’t do games. I will not tolerate that shit. Talk to me if you like me. Ask me out on a date. I don’t care if you shoot me texts everyday or two. Persistence is key to me. It shows me you care. Trust me, you should figure out quickly if I like you back or not, I’m pretty blunt about these things.

Respect me. Respect the fuck out of me, my body, my opinions, my family, and my feelings. I will respect you in return, I promise.

Challenge me to a battle of wits. I love being stimulated mentally. Arguing is in fact okay, more than okay, but please don’t bulldoze me when I start talking. Listen to what I have to say.

Treat me like a lady, because I am a lady. Acts of chivalry are impressive and very flattering. They also give me a sense of security, and it shows me you care.

Take pride in yourself. Have good hygiene. Dress well. Workout. Walk, talk, and act with confidence. Be a man. I want to see security in being with you. Be respectful to everything and everyone.

Your name must start with a ‘J’ and end in ‘on.’ Quite essential.